October 3, 2008

The Best Current Investment Advice

A couple days ago, my younger sister passed along to me the best current investment advice. She no doubt received the following information from a very wise and experienced financial wizard, who is aware of the latest profit earning strategies.


Photo by Justin Brandt - April 4, 2008

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.

With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.

With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg.

Photo from Converting Magazine - June 25, 2008


Usually Frustrated Caps Fan said...

Love it!!!!

Dan, Jr. said...

This plan will probably work for a good while now. I don't think beer will be going down in value anytime soon either. If you've got dwindling stocks like most people, you're gonna need a drink everytime you check on it anyway.


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